Saturday, August 18, 2007
Stupid Talks
The conversations that were dropped into my life:-
Guess which is Me? Bullcocks VS Bullshits ... Stupidity Vs Insanity
A: Why are you always such a pain in the ***?
B: Look edeot, I was made that way. Write an email of feedback and send it to my manufacturer!
A: Oh, You are the shorty blabber mouth!
B: Oh, You're the shorty dicko!
A: You drunk ar?
B: Drink, Drank Drunk... Who the hell are you? You look like the bitch next door
A: Have you grown taller?
B: Yup, taller intelligence, but hey you look shorter... I wonder why
A: You are a girl! Why are you like that?
B: From shoulder to head, you and me are pretty the same, except that I use my brain more frequently than you do. The lower body is better built than yours. That explains why I have got more personality than you do!
A: WHy don't you like me?
B: Because you ask stupid questions!
A: Stop calling me stupid!!
B: Okies, BODOH~~~
A: OI, Dun bloody farn 9 me can ar?
B: Why kenot farn you? I love farning you, you are so farking cute to farn... oh look at that shitty face when ppl farn you... priceless...
A: (Music Blasting In The Background), No Boost to drink without you ere la, how we wish you're ere...oh look we ordered SHOOTERS....too bad you can't savour it~~ Oh. Can you hear the song, they are playing.. It's your faves
B: _|_
A: OI, Bitch! what you doing?
B: Kanine, right hand polishing tiles, left hand warming up the beer and ciggrattes! What about you? Holding a corn?
A: This guy is damn hot! he's a Korean... blooody hell...how to communicate la?
B: Just learn few Korean words, Hello? I Love You, Let's Fuck, GOODBYE!
A: CB,,, say call me back but didn't even call... WTF now after 1 century only call!
B: Opps wrong number...sorry
A: Eh, where the fark are you? waited for you 9 centuries edi la?
B: Okies, will be there in 2 more centuries!
A: So it's a DARE ~ Losers down 2 bottles!
B: I'm Farking sure I won't be hugging the bottles!
C: 2 Bottles ar...Shit Lo! I sure get the bottles.. I so longan, sure lose to you 2 orange and papaya!
A: Eh, airport became a fruit orchard liao ar?
B: Don't play play ar...airport got bumps nowadays!
C: Bloody Bitches~~ At least airport won't wrinkle up after 20 years!
A: Whats' there to wrinkle up?
B: Got 2 longan seeds on the runway lo!
A: PONG!
B: Pong lei lo mei~~~~
A: KONG!
B: Kong lei tiuw mo!
A: SIK!
B: Sik 9 sei hui!!
A: Oh Fark Oh Shit! I have been a vegetarian for 4 months...
B: Tiu.. I have been for 6 months ler....
C: Can you 2 shut the fark up ar... I have been a nun for 11 months! Mei Bei Yan Tiu KO ar... show off ar
A: OI, you puked ar?
B: I wanted to shit but the driveway was congested, and the other alternative was the oral way...
C: Eh, I saw veggie in your throw ups!
B: Oh Shit, I had bak kut teh.. where got veggie?
A: Not veggie la.. yao char kway...
C: Green colour wor....
B: Can you 2 STOP analysing my puke ar?
C: ok... veggie la.. wanna bet?
A: Got green colour yao char kway wat....
B: Fark You la
C: Eh... you vomit somemore... see got more parts ma?
